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Intro (AEIOU)
01:42
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AEIOU
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Online Dating
03:54
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So I send out emails
And fudge the details
Until she shows interest
(its online dating, yeah!)
Change my interests
Lie bout the rest
Until she feigns interest
(its online dating, yeah!)
Lie awake nights
Try to be right
’til I give up the fight
(its online dating, yeah!)
Da dada da/ dada dada/ dada dad a dad a/
(it’s online dating, yeah!)
Sad Dads! So Sad!
Got Wet! Just Met!
Oh Man! Old Man!
Upset! What’s Next?
(Repeat)
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Chiropractor
02:50
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Ohhhhh my feet hurt a lot!
Ohhhhh my lungs are so shot!
Ohhhhh my brains getting wet!
Ohhhhh can I just die yet?
Oh my back’s outta line!
Oh I wanna feel fine!
Oh my lines are all blurred!
Oh I wanna be cured!
Chiropractor crackin’ them bones.
I wanna feel better. I wanna be home.
Cardiologist, take a look at this.
My hearts always bad. I wanna move on.
Psychologist, why do I exist?
I wanna feel better. I wanna go home.
Ohhhhh my feet hurt a lot!
Ohhhhh my lungs are so shot!
Ohhhhh my brains getting wet!
Ohhhhh can I just die yet?
Oh my back’s outta line.
Oh I wanna feel fine.
Oh you’re my desire.
Oh wanton(?) fire!
Chiropractor crackin’ them bones.
I wanna feel better. I wanna be home.
Cardiologist, take a look at this.
My hearts always bad. I wanna move on.
Psychologist, why do I exist?
Neurologist, can you fix this?
Come on! Help me feel better!
I need something more than a life in doubt.
I need something less than death:
A hand to hold me up when I’m out.
I need someone to feel my last breath.
Someone to hold me up in times of doubt.
I need something more. I need someone to crack me out!
Chiropractor crackin’ them bones.
I wanna feel better. I wanna be home.
Psychologist, why do I exist?
I wanna feel better. I wanna go home.
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4. |
Fantasy Football
02:24
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Verse:
So I was...
Rooting for my favourite team,
Turns out it was just my fantasy football league!
Rooting for my favourite team,
Turns out it was just my fantasy football league!
Chorus:
But she just don't care.
She was unaware,
Placed all them bets,
but the funds weren't there.
So I was...
Sitting at my favourite bar
Turns out the receiver didn't get very far!
Sitting at my favourite bar
Turns out the receiver didn't get very far!
But she just don't care.
She was unaware,
Placed all them bets,
but the funds weren't there.
So I was..
Putting out a lien on my house.
Turns out the woman I love is not my spouse
Putting out a lien on my house.
Turns out the woman I love is not my spouse
But once again she just don't care.
She was unaware,
Placed all them bets
in my dirty underwear.
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5. |
My Ex-Wife is a Bitch
02:54
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My Ex-Wife is a bitch (my ex-wife’s a bitch!)
and everybody fucking knows it (and everybody knows it)
She took all my kids and money (she took all my shit)
and never even called me honey
She married a better man (my ex wife’s a bitch).
I think his name is Stan (I think his name is Stan…)
He does shit like read books (she took all my shit!)
and he’s got all the good looks
Winnie why’d you go?
Tell me I need. (have to know)
Winnie why’d you go?
Tell me I need to know!
My mom is the best (my ex-wife’s a bitch)
but nobody fucking knows it(and everybody knows it).
We never had any money (I don’t got my shit).
It wasn’t even fucking funny.
She tells her friends I rock ( She tell her friends I rock)
But I think I’m a cock (and everybody knows it).
I guess I should just move on (I think I might should move on).
Yeah I (guess/wish) I should just move on.
(Mommy/Winnie) why’d you go?
Tell me, I need to know
(Mommy/Winnie) why’d you go?
Tell me, I need to know!!
Ba ba ba ba ba (my ex-wife’s a bitch)
Ba ba ba ba ba (and everybody fucking knows it)
My ex-wife’s a bitch (she took all my kids and money)
But my mom is the best (and never even called me honey)
Ba ba ba ba ba (my ex-wife’s a bitch)
Ba ba ba ba ba (and everybody fucking knows it)
My ex-wife’s a bitch (she took all my kids and money)
But my mom is the best (blah blah blah…)
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6. |
Sex Monkey
02:47
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7. |
Lonely 'til the End
02:15
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Lonely ‘til the end, lonely ‘til the end (Sad Dad!)
Lonely ‘til the end, lonely ‘til the end (Sad Dad!)
Lonely ‘til the end, lonely ‘til the end (Sad Dad!)
Lonely ‘til the end, lonely ‘til the end (Sad Dad!)
Oh man I’m a bad man (I’m so sad!)
Where’s my whiskey? Here’s my flask! (Where’s my flask?)
Oh man I’m a sad dad…(I’m so sad!)
Where’s my money? I’m hanging on a (strand/thread)!
Angry at my friends, angry at my friends (Sad Dad!)
Angry at my friends, angry at my friends (Sad Dad!)
Angry at my friends, angry at my friends (Sad Dad!)
Angry at my friends, angry at my friends (Sad Dad!)
Oh man I’m a sad dad…(I’m so sad!)
Where’s my money? I’m hanging on a (strand/thread)!
Oh man I’m a bad man (I’m so sad!)
Where’s my whiskey? Here’s my flask! (Where’s my flask?)
Lonely ‘til the end, lonely ‘til the end (Sad Dad!)
Lonely ‘til the end, lonely ‘til the end (Sad Dad!)
Lonely ‘til the end, lonely ‘til the end (Sad Dad!)
Almost at the end, almost at the end (Sad Dad!)
Oh man I’m a bad man (I’m so sad!)
Where’s my whiskey? Here’s my flask! (Where’s my flask?)
Oh man I’m not a bad man (I’m so sad!)
Where’s my money? I’m hanging on a (strand/ thread)!
Lonely ‘til the end, lonely ‘til the end (Sad Dad!)
Almost at the end, almost at my end (Sad Dad!)
Almost at the end, almost at the end (Sad Dad!)
Angry at my friend, you’re my only friend (Sad Dads!)
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8. |
Diverse Universe
02:08
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The guitarists weren’t artists but neither were the other two.
The bassist was a racist and so are you!
The drummer, what a bummer, and so is this:
The singer of the band was a Jew!
In the…
Diverse universe.
The worst universe.
Divorced universe.
Its true…
That the dudes weren’t in tune and neither are you.
The lyrics weren’t the clearest and neither am I.
The songs were too long and so is this.
The point of the band was to exist
In the…
Diverse universe.
The worst universe.
Divorced universe.
It’s true…
The guitarists weren’t artists but neither were the other two.
The drummer what a bummer and so are.
The bassist, what a racist, and so are (you/I)
The singer of the band was a Jew!
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9. |
Wake Up!
02:09
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Wake up..the sun is in my eyes.
Wake up…its time to rise and shine.
Wake up…no reason left to sigh.
Wake up…there’s a reason left to try!
There’s a lady in my bed
and I kind of want her dead (who-ah who-ah who-ah you-ah?)
There’s an angel in my mind
and I kind of want her mine (who-ah who-ah who-ah you-ah?)
Through a different state of mind/
through a window frame of mine (who-ah who-ah who-ah you-ah?)
there’s a feeling left inside.
There’s a feeling that its mines (who-ah who-ah who-ah you-ah?)
Wake up…its time to get outta bed.
Wake up…its time to raise your head.
Wake up…its time to start the day.
Wake up…no reason left to pray.
There’s a lady in my bed
and I kind of want her dead (who-ah who-ah who-ah you-ah?)
There’s an angel in my mind
and I kind of want her mine (who-ah who-ah who-ah you-ah?)
Through a different state of mind
through a window frame of mine (who-ah who-ah who-ah you-ah?)
There’s a lady friends of mine
and I kinda want her mine (who-ah who-ah who-ah you-ah?)
Who-ah who-ah who-ah you-ah?
Who-ah who-ah who-ah you-ah?
Who-ah who-ah who-ah you-ah?
Who-ah who-ah who-ah you-ah?
Wake up…its time to get outta bed.
Wake up…its time to start the day.
Wake up…its time to start the day.
Wake up…its time to start the day.
Wake up!
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10. |
Goomon Cometh
02:52
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The goomon cometh
...and he’s coming for you.
The goomon cometh
…and you know just what he do!
Your so civilized, you’re so damn civilized
You’re so civilized, goo!
You’re so civilized, you’re so damn civilized
You’re so civilized, goo!
But the goomon moveth (cometh)
And he movin’ from you
The goomon knows it
And he knows just what he do!
You’r so civilized, you’re so damn civilized
You’re so civilized, goo!
You’re so civilized, you’re so damn civilized
You’re so civilized, goo!
But the goomon changes, and he’ll change into goo
The goomon changes, and he’ll change right into you!
So civilized, you’re so damn civilized
So civilized, goo!
You’re so civilized, you’re so damn civilized
You’re so civilized, goo!
The goomon cometh, and he’s coming for you
The goomon cometh, and he’s coming for you
Your so civilized, you’re so damn civilized
You’re so civilized, goo!
You’re so civilized, you’re so damn civilized
You’re so civilized, but what about you?
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Have you ever felt the badness? (I feel so bad)
Of hating your job, but loving your kids, and nothing else more?
The badness is not very bad.
And have you ever felt the sadness (I feel so sad man)
Of sitting alone, at home by the phone, always alone?
The sadness is not very sad.
You’re good kids. You go to the park.
They smile along and you still feel that spark,
You buy them some shoes, but they’re the wrong size.
They laugh anyway, and that’s your prize!
And have you ever felt the madness (I’m feeling so mad)
Of being a man? Hold out your hand! Start up a band!
The madness is not very mad.
And have you ever felt the tension (I feel so sick)
Of never being mentioned? Only good intentions. A silent reflection.
The unsung hero a (man/dad/band)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The name of this band is Sad Dads.
Sad Dads. Sad Dads.
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12. |
...What About CJ?
01:52
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That Flagpole article that brought y’all to the shows?
Did you think that it was funny?
Well…I don’t even know.
Michael Jefts is gonna eat an onion, tattoo on my butt.
Cameron Evers gonna spend the night poopin’ from his but.
But what about CJ?
What’s he gonna do for the band today?
He don’t even go out and play at the shows.
He’s like Winston and Emmett.
Emmett and Winston too…
Oh them Sad ‘ol Dads,
broken hearted fools.
That hobbit from that venue down the road said that we was a joke!
But what about CJ?
What’s he gonna do for the band today?
He don’t even go out and play at the shows.
He’s like Winston and Emmett.
Emmett and Winston too…
Samford Watling Justice Esq. III said he’s gonna give us some dough.
Listen to the Fad Dads album whenever it comes out.
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Sad Dads Athens, Georgia
alone in the basement or bedroom drunk and over caffenated 5 tabs up and no end in sight dad pours over the screen as he
pulls out.
It's a shifting line up fronted by Thomas but right now its Cameron (of The Rodney Kings), Michael (of Burt Bacharach to the Future) CJ (of k i d s) Winston (of Velocirapture) Wyatt (of Figboots) Robbie (of Muuy Biien) and Kathleen (of Papa Legba). Emmett quit.
... more
Sad Dads recommends:
the rodney kings ep
by the rodney kings
This is the stuff your wife would never let you listen to.
go to album
The Barlettas
by WUOG 90.5 FM Live in the Lobby
The Barletta's are gonna make a come back one day.
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